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[vodkas]

[Missing out on a fun event is never cool, especially when it's a result of sleeping in for more than a week. After getting some fresh air, Russia decided to do something productive -- he volunteered at a local animal shelter! Animals are cute and (usually) not so picky about who they befriend. Especially the simple-minded ones. And that's really all he needs right now, a friend who will love him unconditionally. Or even better, an entire kennel of them!

As the Dreamberry he left on a nearby shelf along with a few other things begins recording, Russia can be seen in one such kennel. Cats and dogs are all running around, clawing, biting, barking, hissing and just being rowdy overall. His job is to round them all up and get them back into their cages. But as soon as they sense Russia approaching, everything grows dead silent.

Each animal runs back to his or her respective cage. Some of the smarter ones even manage to pull the gates closed. It would seem the critters would rather cower in terror in the corners of their respective confinements than to deal with Russia.

Well, this sucks. Russia has no choice but to call it a day and come back tomorrow.]

I am finished... for today.....

Comments

[evilkoala]

[Awww. Well, this hit a little too close to home. The dogs in the shelter where Nani and Lilo found him had the same reaction when Stitch was brought there.]

[Holding out a paw to the camera.] Hah-hiiii?

[vodkas]

Eh?

[An animal that doesn't hate him? Look at how his face lights up.]

Privyet!

[evilkoala]

[... yeah, let's go with that!

tilts his head. never heard of that language before.]

P-Privyet?

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[invisibleeffect.livejournal.com]

[Poor Russia. He was really trying to do a good thing and Canada couldn't help but feel sorry for him.] Do you need any help tomorrow?

[Maybe he could help get the animals to warm up a bit to him.]

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[vodkas]

No... job is very easy.....

[He doesn't even have to do anything. Sob.]

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[invisibleeffect.livejournal.com]

[...maybe he'll just drop him off some baked goods tomorrow, then.]

O- of course. And at least you enjoy it, eh?

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

That was... ah...

[For someone who never shut up, Wheatley was very oddly struck completely speechless.]

[vodkas]

[Russia is kind of struck speechless too, a little bit.]

...Sputnik?

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

... Wow. Sputnik. Haven't heard that name in a long while. Didn't think anyone'd know what it was anymore. What about it?

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[akindofmagic]

Looking for a pet are you?

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[vodkas]

Nyet, volunteering.

[It was easier to keep pets that were legally obligated to stay with him. Like the Baltics. Good times. But these dogs and cats don't even really seem to like being near him.]

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[akindofmagic]

And what made..you decide to take that up?

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

( that's so pathetic she can't even… )

[vodkas]

[To show how much he likes you, instead of showing his face, Russia points his Dreamberry at a dog that is currently licking its own butt.

Enjoy.]

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Elvtársak! Please don't pollute the television with your perverted interests!

( "comrade" yes she is being sarcastic why. )

[sealanddesuyo.livejournal.com]

[That's kinda sad.]

It seems they are afraid you.

[vodkas]

[He will try to play it off as no big deal now.]

Good.

Strong leader should instill fear.

[sealanddesuyo.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh! A strong leader should be nice not scary!

[smokinfighter.livejournal.com]

They pay you to frighten animals?

[vodkas]

Nyet, job is to return animals to cages...

[The frightening part just happens whether he'd like it to or not.]

[smokinfighter.livejournal.com]

Ah. You should scare whoever opened the cages in the first place.

[dungeongeek.livejournal.com]

Huh. I didn't know they had kennels here.

[vodkas]

City is big, with millions of irresponsible residents. Streets would be crowded with animals if not for kennels.

[gesangvoll]

[...oh Russia.]

Volunteering at the animal pound, are you?

[vodkas]

Da.