Video ☭ № 4

[vodkas]

[Missing out on a fun event is never cool, especially when it's a result of sleeping in for more than a week. After getting some fresh air, Russia decided to do something productive -- he volunteered at a local animal shelter! Animals are cute and (usually) not so picky about who they befriend. Especially the simple-minded ones. And that's really all he needs right now, a friend who will love him unconditionally. Or even better, an entire kennel of them!

As the Dreamberry he left on a nearby shelf along with a few other things begins recording, Russia can be seen in one such kennel. Cats and dogs are all running around, clawing, biting, barking, hissing and just being rowdy overall. His job is to round them all up and get them back into their cages. But as soon as they sense Russia approaching, everything grows dead silent.

Each animal runs back to his or her respective cage. Some of the smarter ones even manage to pull the gates closed. It would seem the critters would rather cower in terror in the corners of their respective confinements than to deal with Russia.

Well, this sucks. Russia has no choice but to call it a day and come back tomorrow.]

I am finished... for today.....

Comments

[vodkas]

Nice man? [He looks from side to side to see if there's someone else in the room.

There isn't.

Oh.

Oh.]

I am Russia!

[evilkoala]

Russia? Russia a country too?

[vodkas]

Da!

[evilkoala]

Stitch only met one country. Didn't know there were more.

[vodkas]

There are many of us!

[evilkoala]

Oooooh~ Meega wanna meet others like Russia.

[vodkas]

[Meeting others is cool and all, but Russia cares the most about Russia.]

And me as well, da?

[evilkoala]

Ih! [Bobbing his head] Also Russia! Also Russia~

[vodkas]

Wonderful! And strange creature's name is 'Stitch'?

[evilkoala]

Ih! Stitch is Stitch~ Does Russia have one name only?

[vodkas]

Have other name, prefer this name.

[evilkoala]

Russia been country for long time?

[vodkas]

For entire life.

[evilkoala]

Ooooh~ Eegalagoo! Butifa. [He's really fascinated by this judging by the way he's peering curiously into the camera.]

[vodkas]

What language is that?

[evilkoala]

Stitch talking in Tantalog.

[vodkas]

I have never heard of Tantalog. Is Stitch from other planet?

Private

[evilkoala]

[Well, he's not going to take any chances so filter up!]

Ih. But it secret. Shhhhhhh.

Private

[vodkas]

Why secret? Everyone in Somarium is very strange somehow.

Private

[evilkoala]

Stitch not ready to tell everyone yet. Really biiiiiig secret.

Private

[vodkas]

Okay, I will not tell.

Is everyone so dumb that they do not notice?

Private

[evilkoala]

Takka, Russia.

[he shrugs at that.] Meega just say Stitch is Stitch. No more questions asked.

Private

[vodkas]

People are very strange.

Private

[evilkoala]

[low whistle]

Stitch know. Stitch know.