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[vodkas]

[Missing out on a fun event is never cool, especially when it's a result of sleeping in for more than a week. After getting some fresh air, Russia decided to do something productive -- he volunteered at a local animal shelter! Animals are cute and (usually) not so picky about who they befriend. Especially the simple-minded ones. And that's really all he needs right now, a friend who will love him unconditionally. Or even better, an entire kennel of them!

As the Dreamberry he left on a nearby shelf along with a few other things begins recording, Russia can be seen in one such kennel. Cats and dogs are all running around, clawing, biting, barking, hissing and just being rowdy overall. His job is to round them all up and get them back into their cages. But as soon as they sense Russia approaching, everything grows dead silent.

Each animal runs back to his or her respective cage. Some of the smarter ones even manage to pull the gates closed. It would seem the critters would rather cower in terror in the corners of their respective confinements than to deal with Russia.

Well, this sucks. Russia has no choice but to call it a day and come back tomorrow.]

I am finished... for today.....

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[evilkoala]

[Awww. Well, this hit a little too close to home. The dogs in the shelter where Nani and Lilo found him had the same reaction when Stitch was brought there.]

[Holding out a paw to the camera.] Hah-hiiii?

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[invisibleeffect.livejournal.com]

[Poor Russia. He was really trying to do a good thing and Canada couldn't help but feel sorry for him.] Do you need any help tomorrow?

[Maybe he could help get the animals to warm up a bit to him.]

[vodkas]

Eh?

[An animal that doesn't hate him? Look at how his face lights up.]

Privyet!

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[vodkas]

No... job is very easy.....

[He doesn't even have to do anything. Sob.]

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[invisibleeffect.livejournal.com]

[...maybe he'll just drop him off some baked goods tomorrow, then.]

O- of course. And at least you enjoy it, eh?

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

That was... ah...

[For someone who never shut up, Wheatley was very oddly struck completely speechless.]

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[akindofmagic]

Looking for a pet are you?

[evilkoala]

[... yeah, let's go with that!

tilts his head. never heard of that language before.]

P-Privyet?

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

( that's so pathetic she can't even… )

[vodkas]

[Russia is more than happy to talk about his culture and language.]

It means hello.

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[vodkas]

...

Job is very easy.

[That is all he can really say about it because it is also probably one of the most depressing jobs possible.]

[vodkas]

[Russia is kind of struck speechless too, a little bit.]

...Sputnik?

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[vodkas]

Nyet, volunteering.

[It was easier to keep pets that were legally obligated to stay with him. Like the Baltics. Good times. But these dogs and cats don't even really seem to like being near him.]

[vodkas]

[To show how much he likes you, instead of showing his face, Russia points his Dreamberry at a dog that is currently licking its own butt.

Enjoy.]

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

... Wow. Sputnik. Haven't heard that name in a long while. Didn't think anyone'd know what it was anymore. What about it?

[vodkas]

You are not Sputnik?

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

Not even a little bit! Who's ever heard of a talking satellite!

[Well... besides him. Technically he counted now that he'd been orbiting in space for a while.]

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[invisibleeffect.livejournal.com]

[He'll try to cheer him up.] Do you enjoy it?

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Elvtársak! Please don't pollute the television with your perverted interests!

( "comrade" yes she is being sarcastic why. )

[vodkas]

Oh, my mistake.

So what are you?

[vodkas]

[He still can't be seen, but his voice is audible.]

This is for you and your terrible interests. Enjoy!

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

I have no such perverted interests!

[vodkas]

Do not worry, your shameful secret is safe with me!

[It's not.]

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

An innocent maiden such as myself has no secrets, certainly not shameful ones! You're the pervert! You are! You must be!

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

I'm an Aperture Science Personality Construct! Completely different!