Video ☭ № 4

[vodkas]

[Missing out on a fun event is never cool, especially when it's a result of sleeping in for more than a week. After getting some fresh air, Russia decided to do something productive -- he volunteered at a local animal shelter! Animals are cute and (usually) not so picky about who they befriend. Especially the simple-minded ones. And that's really all he needs right now, a friend who will love him unconditionally. Or even better, an entire kennel of them!

As the Dreamberry he left on a nearby shelf along with a few other things begins recording, Russia can be seen in one such kennel. Cats and dogs are all running around, clawing, biting, barking, hissing and just being rowdy overall. His job is to round them all up and get them back into their cages. But as soon as they sense Russia approaching, everything grows dead silent.

Each animal runs back to his or her respective cage. Some of the smarter ones even manage to pull the gates closed. It would seem the critters would rather cower in terror in the corners of their respective confinements than to deal with Russia.

Well, this sucks. Russia has no choice but to call it a day and come back tomorrow.]

I am finished... for today.....

Comments

[vodkas]

[To show how much he likes you, instead of showing his face, Russia points his Dreamberry at a dog that is currently licking its own butt.

Enjoy.]

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Elvtársak! Please don't pollute the television with your perverted interests!

( "comrade" yes she is being sarcastic why. )

[vodkas]

[He still can't be seen, but his voice is audible.]

This is for you and your terrible interests. Enjoy!

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

I have no such perverted interests!

[vodkas]

Do not worry, your shameful secret is safe with me!

[It's not.]

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

An innocent maiden such as myself has no secrets, certainly not shameful ones! You're the pervert! You are! You must be!

[vodkas]

Continue to deny as you like, it will not make your statements any more true.

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

I will prove my virtue with my fists!

[vodkas]

That will not make statements more true either.

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

It will make me happy.

[vodkas]

It will also bring great shame to your name.

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Valor against overgrown elephant seals is always celebrated.

[vodkas]

I see no elephant seals here.

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Please find the nearest mirror!

[vodkas]

Mirror would not contain elephant seal either.

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Even an elephant seal is more handsome than you.

[vodkas]

You should see optometrist.

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Seeing you more clearly would be awful.

[vodkas]

Or maybe it is seeing yourself that you fear.

Is that blemish on your face that I see?

[Whether there is one or not, he's just being a jerk.]

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

I don't have any such things!

[vodkas]

Are you sure~?

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

I have the silky, unblemished skin of a maiden!

[vodkas]

If you say so.