Dream ☭ № 2

[vodkas]

Russia sits at a desk, a smile spread wide across his face. Not the I'm-Going-To-Kol-Kol-Kol-You smile, but a genuinely pleasant one. Once his computer has started up, he opens the web browser and goes on the popular blogging site known as LiveJournal.

"I should make use of blogsite now that I own it, da?" he cheerfully remarks to nobody in particular.

In fact, this is absolutely true. He does now own LiveJournal, and he's even started by making an entry. American pictures of 'Laughing Out Loud Cats' are all the rage on the internet, so what better way to make his mark on the world wide web than to contribute with a humorously captioned image of his own? This is precisely why his most recent LiveJournal entry is simply titled "LOL AMERICA" and contains no text, only an image:



"I posted three days ago," he continues, "there must be many comments now!" Yet as he scrolls down, only two comments can be seen.

The first reads "BROTHER LET'S GET MARRIED". He marks Belarus's comment as spam and deletes it. The second is actual spam. Something about Harry Potter and Viagra and magnets and some virtual library. None of it even makes sense. But before deleting it, he remembers something important.

"Other countries must have accepted my friendship request by now!"

He goes over to his inbox only to find that Belarus was the only one to accept his friendship. And he never even requested it in the first place. The smile fades, replaced by the wicked grin that he is infamous for. Russia returns to the nonsensical spam comment and decides to send the commenter a private message.

"You and I will become very good friends," he declares. "If I cannot have friends on blogsite, nobody can."

Comments

[Video]=> Just lol

[tallandbusty.livejournal.com]

[Icon says it all.

But really, what the hell?]

[vodkas]

[He is not at all unnerved by the staring. In fact, he might be unnerving you right now by simply smiling in return.]

Privyet!

[Video]

[akindofmagic]

What the bloody hell are you up to?

[vodkas]

Who says that I am up to anything?

[Video] (XD lmao. so much win)

[27hyperdyingwil.livejournal.com]

[now, Tsuna has always been a pretty bad student. But even he was pretty sure that America was a country not a person.]

What? [confusion. forever.]

[vodkas]

It is popular trend on internet to caption humorous images.

[ Video ] xD

[silentlipsofsin.livejournal.com]

I never knew humans were so fickle...

[ She sighed a bit. ]

[vodkas]

Which humans do you mean?

[gesangvoll]

[Austria does not understand at all.]

What was that, if I might ask, Rissia?

[vodkas]

Internet thing. You would not understand.

[Video] (Lol)

[sealanddesuyo.livejournal.com]

[Cue a very confused Sealand]

...Huh? What was that?

[vodkas]

What was what?

[beats-zelos.livejournal.com]

...What were you doing?

[vodkas]

Writing journal entry on internet blogging site.

video;

[invisibleeffect.livejournal.com]

...at least that picture tends to be true.

[vodkas]

One of best forms of humor is statement of that which is true.

[rainbowpalette.livejournal.com]

I thought America was a country, not a person.

[Confused]

[vodkas]

Have you not met countries in Somarium yet? There are many of us.

[toyingwith.livejournal.com]

Who wouldn't want to be friends with you though?

[vodkas]

Only the worst of people.

[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

[Jesus, after becoming a technology nerd when going back to Earth, was no stranger to blogs and the likes. After all, he had one himself and it was fairly popular...

But this guy...]

Anh... don't you think you are taking this thing a little bit too seriously?

[vodkas]

Nyet.

[i-love-head.livejournal.com]

That man doesn't look very fat in the picture.

[vodkas]

You should see him without jacket on. Very tubby.

/LATE BUT OASDFLASKDJFLAKSJDF YESSSSSS

[choru.livejournal.com]

The only blog site I use is CyWorld! Twitter doesn't count!

NEVER TOO LATE FOR MY LOVE

[vodkas]

LiveJournal is better.