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Dream ☭ № 2
Russia sits at a desk, a smile spread wide across his face. Not the I'm-Going-To-Kol-Kol-Kol-You smile, but a genuinely pleasant one. Once his computer has started up, he opens the web browser and goes on the popular blogging site known as LiveJournal.
"I should make use of blogsite now that I own it, da?" he cheerfully remarks to nobody in particular.
In fact, this is absolutely true. He does now own LiveJournal, and he's even started by making an entry. American pictures of 'Laughing Out Loud Cats' are all the rage on the internet, so what better way to make his mark on the world wide web than to contribute with a humorously captioned image of his own? This is precisely why his most recent LiveJournal entry is simply titled "LOL AMERICA" and contains no text, only an image:
"I posted three days ago," he continues, "there must be many comments now!" Yet as he scrolls down, only two comments can be seen.
The first reads "BROTHER LET'S GET MARRIED". He marks Belarus's comment as spam and deletes it. The second is actual spam. Something about Harry Potter and Viagra and magnets and some virtual library. None of it even makes sense. But before deleting it, he remembers something important.
"Other countries must have accepted my friendship request by now!"
He goes over to his inbox only to find that Belarus was the only one to accept his friendship. And he never even requested it in the first place. The smile fades, replaced by the wicked grin that he is infamous for. Russia returns to the nonsensical spam comment and decides to send the commenter a private message.
"You and I will become very good friends," he declares. "If I cannot have friends on blogsite, nobody can."
"I should make use of blogsite now that I own it, da?" he cheerfully remarks to nobody in particular.
In fact, this is absolutely true. He does now own LiveJournal, and he's even started by making an entry. American pictures of 'Laughing Out Loud Cats' are all the rage on the internet, so what better way to make his mark on the world wide web than to contribute with a humorously captioned image of his own? This is precisely why his most recent LiveJournal entry is simply titled "LOL AMERICA" and contains no text, only an image:
"I posted three days ago," he continues, "there must be many comments now!" Yet as he scrolls down, only two comments can be seen.
The first reads "BROTHER LET'S GET MARRIED". He marks Belarus's comment as spam and deletes it. The second is actual spam. Something about Harry Potter and Viagra and magnets and some virtual library. None of it even makes sense. But before deleting it, he remembers something important.
"Other countries must have accepted my friendship request by now!"
He goes over to his inbox only to find that Belarus was the only one to accept his friendship. And he never even requested it in the first place. The smile fades, replaced by the wicked grin that he is infamous for. Russia returns to the nonsensical spam comment and decides to send the commenter a private message.
"You and I will become very good friends," he declares. "If I cannot have friends on blogsite, nobody can."
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[And messing with his Dreamberry now to see if it has internet. Give him a minute.]
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[Only Korea is cool enough to have access to internet things outside of Somarium, apparently.]
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[Latest status update: russia doesnt know how to use facebook!!! ㅋㅋㅋ]
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[And if he sees that comment before it gets buried, he might go to his boss and ask if they can buy Facebook too.]
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[Users across the world cry to their mothers. Also he's sending a friend request every single day until Russia accepts. Every. Single. Day.]