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[vodkas]

Russia sits at a desk, a smile spread wide across his face. Not the I'm-Going-To-Kol-Kol-Kol-You smile, but a genuinely pleasant one. Once his computer has started up, he opens the web browser and goes on the popular blogging site known as LiveJournal.

"I should make use of blogsite now that I own it, da?" he cheerfully remarks to nobody in particular.

In fact, this is absolutely true. He does now own LiveJournal, and he's even started by making an entry. American pictures of 'Laughing Out Loud Cats' are all the rage on the internet, so what better way to make his mark on the world wide web than to contribute with a humorously captioned image of his own? This is precisely why his most recent LiveJournal entry is simply titled "LOL AMERICA" and contains no text, only an image:



"I posted three days ago," he continues, "there must be many comments now!" Yet as he scrolls down, only two comments can be seen.

The first reads "BROTHER LET'S GET MARRIED". He marks Belarus's comment as spam and deletes it. The second is actual spam. Something about Harry Potter and Viagra and magnets and some virtual library. None of it even makes sense. But before deleting it, he remembers something important.

"Other countries must have accepted my friendship request by now!"

He goes over to his inbox only to find that Belarus was the only one to accept his friendship. And he never even requested it in the first place. The smile fades, replaced by the wicked grin that he is infamous for. Russia returns to the nonsensical spam comment and decides to send the commenter a private message.

"You and I will become very good friends," he declares. "If I cannot have friends on blogsite, nobody can."

Comments

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[akindofmagic]

What the bloody hell are you up to?

[vodkas]

Who says that I am up to anything?

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[akindofmagic]

Then why are you displaying that horrid picture of the boy? And what is this friendship request thing?

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[vodkas]

That is internet thing. You would need computer and many photographs of cats to understand.

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[akindofmagic]

What the bloody hell do cats have to do with America?

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[vodkas]

Everything.

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[akindofmagic]

You make as much sense as always.

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[vodkas]

I will take that as compliment.

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[akindofmagic]

You would. But as usual it isn't a compliment.

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[vodkas]

Spasibo all the same.

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[akindofmagic]

...

Just what is this..livejournal thing anyway?

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[vodkas]

Online journal-keeping website. What you write, others all over the world can read!

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[akindofmagic]

..an online journal? Why would you want the whole world to read it?

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[vodkas]

You choose who can read what. It even has option for private entries.

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[akindofmagic]

[Curious nation is curious]

..I'll have to check this website out..

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[vodkas]

...If it is still usable.

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[akindofmagic]

Than that means you broke it purposefully.

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[vodkas]

I can guarantee that I personally have done no such thing.

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[akindofmagic]

You personally..but you more than likely know who did it then.

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[vodkas]

Again, not personally.

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[akindofmagic]

Then what was all that about declaring if you couldn't have friends, no one could?

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[vodkas]

That was wounded heart speaking.

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[akindofmagic]

Somehow I doubt that.

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[vodkas]

Would you have accepted friendship request?

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[akindofmagic]

Mayhaps if the network wasn't going to be taken down.