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Russia ☭ Ivan Braginski ([personal profile] vodkas) wrote2011-04-09 01:19 am

Dream ☭ № 2

Russia sits at a desk, a smile spread wide across his face. Not the I'm-Going-To-Kol-Kol-Kol-You smile, but a genuinely pleasant one. Once his computer has started up, he opens the web browser and goes on the popular blogging site known as LiveJournal.

"I should make use of blogsite now that I own it, da?" he cheerfully remarks to nobody in particular.

In fact, this is absolutely true. He does now own LiveJournal, and he's even started by making an entry. American pictures of 'Laughing Out Loud Cats' are all the rage on the internet, so what better way to make his mark on the world wide web than to contribute with a humorously captioned image of his own? This is precisely why his most recent LiveJournal entry is simply titled "LOL AMERICA" and contains no text, only an image:



"I posted three days ago," he continues, "there must be many comments now!" Yet as he scrolls down, only two comments can be seen.

The first reads "BROTHER LET'S GET MARRIED". He marks Belarus's comment as spam and deletes it. The second is actual spam. Something about Harry Potter and Viagra and magnets and some virtual library. None of it even makes sense. But before deleting it, he remembers something important.

"Other countries must have accepted my friendship request by now!"

He goes over to his inbox only to find that Belarus was the only one to accept his friendship. And he never even requested it in the first place. The smile fades, replaced by the wicked grin that he is infamous for. Russia returns to the nonsensical spam comment and decides to send the commenter a private message.

"You and I will become very good friends," he declares. "If I cannot have friends on blogsite, nobody can."

[identity profile] beats-zelos.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...What were you doing?

[identity profile] beats-zelos.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the internet?

[Sorry, she doesn't have that back at home.]

[identity profile] beats-zelos.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I do. We have those at home, at least.

[identity profile] beats-zelos.livejournal.com 2011-04-11 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I would think that'd be very complicated.

[identity profile] beats-zelos.livejournal.com 2011-04-12 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of makes you wonder how people come up with this stuff, huh?