Voicemail

[vodkas]

You have reached Russia. I am not able to answer your call at this moment, so please leave message and I will return your call when I feel like it.

If you breathe into phone and leave me blank message, I will hunt you down and maim all your loved ones.

Have a nice day!

[beeeeeeep]

Comments

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[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Russia, I was wondering if you knew a country by the name Germany.

[vodkas]

Da.

...Has he been causing you trouble?

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Oh, not me. I haven't even met him! He and a special friend of mine got into a little fight and I wanted to help my friend.

[vodkas]

Would you like to plan attack?

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

I was hoping you could help me with that seeing as both you and Germany were countries.

[vodkas]

...Were? Nyet, we still are.

But I will gladly help Roadochka and friend.

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

That's what I meant.

Really, big brother Russia? You'd really help me? You're the best!

[vodkas]

Any time!

Did you have something in mind already?

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Not really. I was hoping you could tell me more about him and then we could figure out something that would really bother him.

[vodkas]

It's unfortunate that his greatest weakness is not here in Somarium with us. Germany was always very protective of his friend Italy.

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Well that's no fun. But I'm sure that he has other weaknesses.

[vodkas]

Everyone does! But Italy would have been best.

Otherwise, there are simpler things. Germany likes order and is not very fond of disorganization. I suggest throwing hungry wild animals into his open windows.

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm~ That sounds fun.

How strong is he out of curiosity?

[vodkas]

It would depend on year he came from, but he is generally very strong.

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're much stronger than he is though, Russia.

[vodkas]

Of course!

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Awee, I'm so glad I'm friends with you and not some other weak country.

[vodkas]

Weak countries are good for partitioning and free labor.

Ic; Voice

[amourde-patou.livejournal.com]

RUSSIA!

[ When it comes to what she needs, Momo can be very determined. ]

P-Please teach me how to speak Russian soon. I plan on opening a bakery and I think it would help me if I spoke more than two languages! I will pay you back somehow..

Ic; Voice [1/2]

[vodkas]

[Wow, she sounds determined. On the one hand, she seems to be a strong young woman. On the other, well, she's starting to remind him a little of his sister Belarus. But hey, as long as she's not threatening him with a knife and demanding that she marry him, she is nowhere near as terrifying.]

...

Ic; Voice [2/2]

[vodkas]

[Wait a minute, bakery? Pay him back? Oh, this could be good. He could teach her his language and get something too! It's a win-win situation.]

...Free baked goods for life?

Ic; Voice

[amourde-patou.livejournal.com]

Yes of course.

[ Well that was easy enough. ]

Ic; Voice

[vodkas]

Wonderful!

[He will teach her how to make delicious Russian baked goods too, if he grows bored with what she usually makes.]

When do you have free time?

[Russia would normally be selfish and ask her to see him when he has free time, but he doesn't actually do anything productive whatsoever at the moment.]

Ic; Voice

[amourde-patou.livejournal.com]

Actually I have a lot of free time. Whenever your not busy.

[ooc: Wanna wait after the event to post a log or something or just whenever? ]

Ic; Voice

[vodkas]

How about weekends, then?

[ooc: after the event sounds good!]

Ic; Voice

[amourde-patou.livejournal.com]

Alright sounds good. Just don't go around telling people I'm giving you free baked goods for life.

[ It would make her friend Haruhi mad, or even Tamaki mad. ]

Ic; Voice

[vodkas]

I will keep that in mind.

[He has no reason to go around telling people that. Besides, he hasn't even met Haruhi or Tamaki yet, so things should be okay.]

ooc

[amourde-patou.livejournal.com]

[ Russia will find a box with half-assed Russian pastries and really fancy Japanese ones. Take it or leave it up to him. ]

ooc

[vodkas]

[He will enjoy the fancy Japanese ones, but the half-assed Russian ones make him sadface. They won't be going to waste since he's lived through much famine, but he's not entirely happy about the way they turned out...]