Voicemail

[vodkas]

You have reached Russia. I am not able to answer your call at this moment, so please leave message and I will return your call when I feel like it.

If you breathe into phone and leave me blank message, I will hunt you down and maim all your loved ones.

Have a nice day!

[beeeeeeep]

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[vodkas]

[He will enjoy the fancy Japanese ones, but the half-assed Russian ones make him sadface. They won't be going to waste since he's lived through much famine, but he's not entirely happy about the way they turned out...]