Voicemail

[vodkas]

You have reached Russia. I am not able to answer your call at this moment, so please leave message and I will return your call when I feel like it.

If you breathe into phone and leave me blank message, I will hunt you down and maim all your loved ones.

Have a nice day!

[beeeeeeep]

Comments

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[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Russia, I was wondering if you knew a country by the name Germany.

Ic; Voice

[amourde-patou.livejournal.com]

RUSSIA!

[ When it comes to what she needs, Momo can be very determined. ]

P-Please teach me how to speak Russian soon. I plan on opening a bakery and I think it would help me if I spoke more than two languages! I will pay you back somehow..

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[amourde-patou.livejournal.com]

[ Russia will find a box with half-assed Russian pastries and really fancy Japanese ones. Take it or leave it up to him. ]