Voicemail

[vodkas]

You have reached Russia. I am not able to answer your call at this moment, so please leave message and I will return your call when I feel like it.

If you breathe into phone and leave me blank message, I will hunt you down and maim all your loved ones.

Have a nice day!

[beeeeeeep]

Comments

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Awee, I'm so glad I'm friends with you and not some other weak country.

[vodkas]

Weak countries are good for partitioning and free labor.