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Russia ☭ Ivan Braginski ([personal profile] vodkas) wrote2010-12-27 12:33 am
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Voicemail

You have reached Russia. I am not able to answer your call at this moment, so please leave message and I will return your call when I feel like it.

If you breathe into phone and leave me blank message, I will hunt you down and maim all your loved ones.

Have a nice day!

[beeeeeeep]

[identity profile] sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com 2011-01-15 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I meant.

Really, big brother Russia? You'd really help me? You're the best!

[identity profile] sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. I was hoping you could tell me more about him and then we could figure out something that would really bother him.

[identity profile] sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's no fun. But I'm sure that he has other weaknesses.

[identity profile] sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm~ That sounds fun.

How strong is he out of curiosity?

[identity profile] sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you're much stronger than he is though, Russia.

[identity profile] sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Awee, I'm so glad I'm friends with you and not some other weak country.