Voicemail
You have reached Russia. I am not able to answer your call at this moment, so please leave message and I will return your call when I feel like it.
If you breathe into phone and leave me blank message, I will hunt you down and maim all your loved ones.
Have a nice day!
[beeeeeeep]
If you breathe into phone and leave me blank message, I will hunt you down and maim all your loved ones.
Have a nice day!
[beeeeeeep]
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Really, big brother Russia? You'd really help me? You're the best!
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Did you have something in mind already?
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Otherwise, there are simpler things. Germany likes order and is not very fond of disorganization. I suggest throwing hungry wild animals into his open windows.
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How strong is he out of curiosity?
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