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[vodkas]

[Missing out on a fun event is never cool, especially when it's a result of sleeping in for more than a week. After getting some fresh air, Russia decided to do something productive -- he volunteered at a local animal shelter! Animals are cute and (usually) not so picky about who they befriend. Especially the simple-minded ones. And that's really all he needs right now, a friend who will love him unconditionally. Or even better, an entire kennel of them!

As the Dreamberry he left on a nearby shelf along with a few other things begins recording, Russia can be seen in one such kennel. Cats and dogs are all running around, clawing, biting, barking, hissing and just being rowdy overall. His job is to round them all up and get them back into their cages. But as soon as they sense Russia approaching, everything grows dead silent.

Each animal runs back to his or her respective cage. Some of the smarter ones even manage to pull the gates closed. It would seem the critters would rather cower in terror in the corners of their respective confinements than to deal with Russia.

Well, this sucks. Russia has no choice but to call it a day and come back tomorrow.]

I am finished... for today.....

Comments

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

British people sound smart. The scientists wanted everyone to know I was far more genius then the average run of the mill intelligence sphere, so they made me talk like this.

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[invisibleeffect.livejournal.com]

[That was definitely better.]

They are quite nice, aren't they? A bit fickle sometimes, though.

[vodkas]

Russians sound even smarter. You should have been programmed with Russian voice.

[smokinfighter.livejournal.com]

They pay you to frighten animals?

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

It will make me happy.

[vodkas]

Nyet, job is to return animals to cages...

[The frightening part just happens whether he'd like it to or not.]

[vodkas]

It will also bring great shame to your name.

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[vodkas]

Animals are very easily frightened.

Maybe I should seek out stronger pet. Like bear.

[smokinfighter.livejournal.com]

Ah. You should scare whoever opened the cages in the first place.

[dungeongeek.livejournal.com]

Huh. I didn't know they had kennels here.

[vodkas]

City is big, with millions of irresponsible residents. Streets would be crowded with animals if not for kennels.

[vodkas]

Would you like being in cage all day without exercise?

[dungeongeek.livejournal.com]

I just haven't seen many animals around here in the first place. The more you know, I guess?

[vodkas]

That means animal control does job well.

[dungeongeek.livejournal.com]

If the cops are in control of that, too, I'm not surprised.

[vodkas]

Why would they be?

[smokinfighter.livejournal.com]

[not really a good question to ask someone like Soubi] They can't have needed to be let out all at once.

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Valor against overgrown elephant seals is always celebrated.

[vodkas]

I see no elephant seals here.

[neptanc.livejournal.com]

Please find the nearest mirror!

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[akindofmagic]

And what made..you decide to take that up?

[gesangvoll]

[...oh Russia.]

Volunteering at the animal pound, are you?

[vodkas]

Mirror would not contain elephant seal either.

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[vodkas]

It seemed like good way to pass time.

[vodkas]

Da.