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Warnings: Character may need eye bleach after watching.
Dream Effect: Optional costume swap: either Sailor Moon or Axis Powers Hetalia.
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It's just another day at a lovely park, where an awkward scarf-wearing man with a paper bag full of bread crumbs awkwardly attempts to feed the ducks at the pond and fails. But he's not important right now, so the camera trails over to the other end of the park where a bunch of teenage girls have gathered to chat, bicker, do their nails, and/or whatever the hell else teenage girls do. They are clearly very important. Why? Because all the attention is on them.
And out of absolutely nowhere, the roar of something Godzilla-like is heard from off-screen. Looking around to make sure that nobody is watching, the girls all face each other and nod. But before they can do anything interesting, the camera is back on that man at the pond, and he's looking pretty sad now that all the ducks have left. He begins taking the breadcrumbs out of the paper bag and just eating them by the handful. The camera remains on this sad sight as the roars of the monster continue and are joined by the screams of the girls. Once his bag of breadcrumbs is empty, the man crumples it up, tosses it over his shoulder, and stands up from the bench. The monster's roaring gets louder and louder.
Apparently, there was a faucet pipe on that bench all along. He picks it up, raises it into the air, and one disturbing and sparkly transformation scene later, he stands not as a man in regular clothing and a scarf, but a man in a girls sailor uniform with a short skirt and a scarf. It's not a pretty sight. This man isfat big-boned, bulky, and his arms and legs are hairy.
"I am Sailor Sputnik!" he proclaims. "In the name of the Soviet Union, I will send you into orbit!"
That said, he leaps high into the air, aiming to strike the monster down with his pipe. And right before the pipe makes contact, everything conveniently fades to black. It's time fora commercial break this dream to come to an end.
Dream Effect: Optional costume swap: either Sailor Moon or Axis Powers Hetalia.
Interactivity: Yes! Feel free to hop right in.
It's just another day at a lovely park, where an awkward scarf-wearing man with a paper bag full of bread crumbs awkwardly attempts to feed the ducks at the pond and fails. But he's not important right now, so the camera trails over to the other end of the park where a bunch of teenage girls have gathered to chat, bicker, do their nails, and/or whatever the hell else teenage girls do. They are clearly very important. Why? Because all the attention is on them.
And out of absolutely nowhere, the roar of something Godzilla-like is heard from off-screen. Looking around to make sure that nobody is watching, the girls all face each other and nod. But before they can do anything interesting, the camera is back on that man at the pond, and he's looking pretty sad now that all the ducks have left. He begins taking the breadcrumbs out of the paper bag and just eating them by the handful. The camera remains on this sad sight as the roars of the monster continue and are joined by the screams of the girls. Once his bag of breadcrumbs is empty, the man crumples it up, tosses it over his shoulder, and stands up from the bench. The monster's roaring gets louder and louder.
Apparently, there was a faucet pipe on that bench all along. He picks it up, raises it into the air, and one disturbing and sparkly transformation scene later, he stands not as a man in regular clothing and a scarf, but a man in a girls sailor uniform with a short skirt and a scarf. It's not a pretty sight. This man is
"I am Sailor Sputnik!" he proclaims. "In the name of the Soviet Union, I will send you into orbit!"
That said, he leaps high into the air, aiming to strike the monster down with his pipe. And right before the pipe makes contact, everything conveniently fades to black. It's time for
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But anyway, they both know what this means. Time to don that miniskirt and those killer stockings and go be the good back-up friend that he is. Russia better appreciate his efforts to join in here.]
I heard that the monster was a distraction while nefarious evil-doers destroy the world's vodka supply. [Someone is completely not helping the whole thing at all here.]
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But you do tend to have that invisible effect, even dressed as a magical girl, so Russia doesn't even notice that anyone corporeal is speaking until he hears that one magic word: vodka. He then turns away from the beaten and bruised corpse of the monster, sees his friend, and panics a bit.]
What?! We must stop them!!
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...he should have dressed as Waldo for Halloween.
But anyway, he's tugging on Russia's arm.] Let's go! [Let's hurry, Sailor Sputnik.] I'll sneak up behind them while you meet them head on, eh? We won't let them win.
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Do we know where they are?
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Please remember to try and be careful. Wildly swinging isn't going to solve anything when we get there.
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I decided not to be as hideous as you... unless Russia is Sailor Moon.
The closest person he sees is Russia and he approaches him to ask what is going on here.]
Excuse me-- [What the heck is he wearing?!]
...nah, I don't need those nightmares.
This is very important, your help is needed.
Thank god for that.
Oh, alright. What do you need me to do? [He might as well go along with it until he figured out what was going on. He'd just have to do his best not to look at Russia's outfit in the meantime.]
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Hurry! Very important!
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Yes, yes I understand, but what are we doing? [Even though this is the most hideous thing he's ever seen, he can't help but keep following Russia because he asked for help.]
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Once they're at the pond, Russia points to the gathering of ducks nearby, smiling.]
Ducks must be fed!
[Yes, this is why he dragged you here. This is very important.]
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Wait, ducks?]
Oh.
Do we have any bread?
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He posed and lifted a hand in the air and said...]
Seafort Star Power! Make Up!
[There was a bright blue light around Sealand and then when it disappeared Sealand was dressed and a sailor skirt and little heels. He stumbled a bit to get his bearings in the heels and ran over to Russia's side.]
I'm here to help!
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Oh, it's you.
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Not.He strikes a pose.]
Yes it's me, Sailor Seafort, here to help you beat up evil!
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Well! There could be more evil monsters around here you know!
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dream interaction or post-dream comment?
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