Voicemail

[vodkas]

You have reached Russia. I am not able to answer your call at this moment, so please leave message and I will return your call when I feel like it.

If you breathe into phone and leave me blank message, I will hunt you down and maim all your loved ones.

Have a nice day!

[beeeeeeep]

Comments

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Well that's no fun. But I'm sure that he has other weaknesses.

[vodkas]

Everyone does! But Italy would have been best.

Otherwise, there are simpler things. Germany likes order and is not very fond of disorganization. I suggest throwing hungry wild animals into his open windows.

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm~ That sounds fun.

How strong is he out of curiosity?

[vodkas]

It would depend on year he came from, but he is generally very strong.

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're much stronger than he is though, Russia.

[vodkas]

Of course!

[sinnerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Awee, I'm so glad I'm friends with you and not some other weak country.

[vodkas]

Weak countries are good for partitioning and free labor.