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[vodkas]

Greetings, fellow Sommunists. I would like to propose toast to dearly departed friend America.

[He lifts up an entire bottle of vodka. Glasses are for wimps.]

May you never show your hideous face here again!

Comments

[lethal-smile.livejournal.com]

I'm staying in cottage four right now, though I'm originally from China.

[vodkas]

China is not a bad place to be from!

[lethal-smile.livejournal.com]

It's a lovely country.

[vodkas]

Have you ever traveled to other countries?

[lethal-smile.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, I was in the middle of a journey out of the country just before I came here.

Unfortunately, we never reached our destination.

[vodkas]

Oh? Where was your destination?

[lethal-smile.livejournal.com]

We were on our way to India.

So, since we started off in eastern China, it's quite a long journey to the west.

[vodkas]

Not so long if you have airplane!

[lethal-smile.livejournal.com]

...airplane?

I'm afraid I've never heard of that.

[vodkas]

Eh? Not even here in Somarium?