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[vodkas]

Greetings, fellow Sommunists. I would like to propose toast to dearly departed friend America.

[He lifts up an entire bottle of vodka. Glasses are for wimps.]

May you never show your hideous face here again!

Comments

[vodkas]

But putting words in mouths is fun! Like this.

[He makes circles with his thumbs and index fingers and puts them up to his eyes, imitating a pair of glasses.]

My name is America and I am obese because I eat too many hamburgers!

[gesangvoll]

[...what are you even doing, Russia. What. Even.]

Yes, well. Certainly you have better things to do with your time than that.

[vodkas]

Learn to have some fun before you die of stress. Go on, give it a try!

[gesangvoll]

I know how to have fun, thank you very much. Our definitions of the word simply differ.

[vodkas]

Your definition is boring.

[gesangvoll]

[and he is done trying to talk with you, Russia. You irritate him too much. :(]